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offered by Helmut & Leah Ulrich
Premium Filipina Trained Wife, Educated and Versed on Serving Mankind, Studied Abroad. Very Delightful, Excellent Listener, Efficient Planner and Extremely Responsible!
Takes Personal Inventory DAILY to Better Serve Mankind !!
Price: $0.00! & Expedited RUSH Ulrich Hand Delivery
1 customer review
Expected delivery date: ASAP
Want it within the hour? Click bring her to me! in checkout.
Sold by Helmut & Leah Ulrich
Product Description:
Great Money Making Potential: Aspiring Nurse one Test Away from Financial Freedom!
Delightful and Happily Infectious Disposition: Always sees the positive!
Attentive Host and Life of the Party!
On Crash Diet to Always Look Best
Immaculate Housekeeper and Gourmet Chef
Snappy Dresser
Orderly and an Amazing Planner!
Financially responsible and stays on Budget
Non-Combative and Easy Going
Rational
Item Dimensions: 5'4", 125 lbs
* Item dimensions guaranteed due to non-load bearing ankles
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Customer Reviews
1
1.0 out of 5 stars
mislead
Do NOT trust this seller!!
September 19, 1999
Verified Purchase
Don't usually write reviews, but felt need to warn public of this seller. Delivery was extraordinarily fast, and item appeared to be in good working condition; but upon closer inspection, item did not operate as advertised....seems seller was slightly dishonest.
Seller did not honor verbally promised return policy...
Cons:
Became longest active student in history, yet to pass that Nursing Test!
Extraordinarily undelightful & unpleasant
Impersonal, Combative, and Generally Sour Faced
Refuses to clean and cook
Divisive, Cunning, always seeking an Angle, steals $$ from kids
Awful with finances, lacks responsibility in any shape or form
No sense of morality or ethics
Items weight swelled beyond advertised dimensions
Rational? my Ass!!!!!!
Pros:
Item is a Constant Daily Reminder to take big decisions seriously....LOL!!
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